Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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