I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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