Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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