i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
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Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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