rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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