so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
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At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
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I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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