And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
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I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
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If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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