You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
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I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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