just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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