So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
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Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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