Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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