I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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