Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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