Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
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I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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