yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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