i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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