who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Randomize
