Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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