I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
