So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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