I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
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Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
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Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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