Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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