so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You need a sexual gate keeper
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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