Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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