is your mom at the bar?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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