Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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