So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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