She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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