Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
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I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
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At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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