so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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