May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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