i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
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I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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