he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
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I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize