would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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