i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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