Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
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how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
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She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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