This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
