He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
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Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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