Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
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He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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