I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
operation have a gay friend backfired
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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