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Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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