And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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