And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Porn is love you can see.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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