You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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