just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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