He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
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An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
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22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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