school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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