I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize
