she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
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What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
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I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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