you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
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The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
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well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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