i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
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Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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