I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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