Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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