you turned your livingroom into a bong?
She announced her abortion via fbk
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
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So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
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You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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