Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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